{"id":4168,"date":"2010-04-19T07:00:35","date_gmt":"2010-04-19T15:00:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/?p=4168"},"modified":"2010-04-18T21:48:37","modified_gmt":"2010-04-19T05:48:37","slug":"doctor-ovid","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/2010\/04\/19\/doctor-ovid\/","title":{"rendered":"Doctor Ovid"},"content":{"rendered":"<div title=\"GRAMMAR JOKE\">\n<p>Blood diagrams the operating table.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Yeah, that&#8217;s the definite article,&#8221; says Doctor Pheme.  &#8220;You going to let it dangle?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;No!&#8221; snaps Doctor Ovid.  &#8220;We&#8217;re going to get him through this prospect.  Nurse, I asked for a preterite!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Shouldn&#8217;t you at least try a drip of interrogative subjunct?&#8221; Doctor Pheme is sweating through her cotton participle.  &#8220;Or a shot of momentane?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Hands steady, Doctor Ovid is already incising the patient&#8217;s nominative absolute.  &#8220;If you insist, you can start him on an aspect of inchoate.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;This all depends,&#8221; says Doctor Pheme, &#8220;on you knowing what you&#8217;re doing.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Trust me.  I&#8217;ve perfected this technique.&#8221;<\/p><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Blood diagrams the operating table. &#8220;Yeah, that&#8217;s the definite article,&#8221; says Doctor Pheme. &#8220;You going to let it dangle?&#8221; &#8220;No!&#8221; snaps Doctor Ovid. &#8220;We&#8217;re going to get him through this prospect. Nurse, I asked for a preterite!&#8221; &#8220;Shouldn&#8217;t you at least try a drip of interrogative subjunct?&#8221; Doctor Pheme is sweating through her cotton participle. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[2388,2389],"class_list":["post-4168","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-doctor-ovid","tag-doctor-pheme"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4168"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4168"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4168\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4169,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4168\/revisions\/4169"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4168"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4168"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4168"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}