{"id":4166,"date":"2010-04-20T07:00:21","date_gmt":"2010-04-20T15:00:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/?p=4166"},"modified":"2010-04-18T21:48:54","modified_gmt":"2010-04-19T05:48:54","slug":"satan-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/2010\/04\/20\/satan-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Satan"},"content":{"rendered":"<div title=\"Satan first appeared on November 3, 2005.  I have been seriously meaning to get back to him ever since.\">\n<p>Satan&#8217;s new nametag says SATIN.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;It was probably one of those accidentally-on-purpose typos,&#8221; says Aaron.  &#8220;He doesn&#8217;t want people coming into the store and thinking you&#8217;re some&#8230;&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;If he was going to do that,&#8221; says Satan, &#8220;why wouldn&#8217;t he just go with &#8216;Stan?'&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I like it,&#8221; says Rosaline, through quesadilla.  &#8220;Sort of a cool drag vibe.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Rosaline,&#8221; says Aaron with great concern, &#8220;no one ever says &#8216;vibe.'&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Rosaline defies him by stuffing more quesadilla into her face.  They&#8217;re all sick of the quesadilla, but it&#8217;s so cheap and so good, and where else are they going to hang out?<\/p><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Satan&#8217;s new nametag says SATIN. &#8220;It was probably one of those accidentally-on-purpose typos,&#8221; says Aaron. &#8220;He doesn&#8217;t want people coming into the store and thinking you&#8217;re some&#8230;&#8221; &#8220;If he was going to do that,&#8221; says Satan, &#8220;why wouldn&#8217;t he just go with &#8216;Stan?&#8217;&#8221; &#8220;I like it,&#8221; says Rosaline, through quesadilla. &#8220;Sort of a cool drag [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[1109,2387,1203],"class_list":["post-4166","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-aaron","tag-rosalind","tag-satan"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4166"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4166"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4166\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4170,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4166\/revisions\/4170"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4166"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4166"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4166"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}