{"id":4162,"date":"2010-04-16T07:00:39","date_gmt":"2010-04-16T15:00:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/?p=4162"},"modified":"2010-04-16T08:16:51","modified_gmt":"2010-04-16T16:16:51","slug":"inspector-handsome","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/2010\/04\/16\/inspector-handsome\/","title":{"rendered":"Inspector Handsome"},"content":{"rendered":"
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“I should mention that Lord Vandernoot was not only my uncle… but indeed my father,” hisses Tania.<\/p>\n

“Mine as well!” says Eurynome. “And what’s more, I am left-handed!”<\/p>\n

“Really?” says Inspector Handsome, eyes alight.<\/p>\n

“There’s just one thing you’ve forgotten!” shrills Mr. Spurlock, heaving up off the divan. “I’m ambidextrous, and<\/i> I’m the only one who needed the money!”<\/p>\n

“Please, Donny, we’re all mortgaged to the hilt,” says Tania.<\/p>\n

“Fascinating,” says Inspector Handsome. “The only thing we haven’t considered is–”<\/p>\n

“Look it is obviously me just GET OUT THE CUFFS ALREADY,” gasps the butler, erection wild in his shiny pants.<\/p><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

“I should mention that Lord Vandernoot was not only my uncle… but indeed my father,” hisses Tania. “Mine as well!” says Eurynome. “And what’s more, I am left-handed!” “Really?” says Inspector Handsome, eyes alight. “There’s just one thing you’ve forgotten!” shrills Mr. Spurlock, heaving up off the divan. “I’m ambidextrous, and I’m the only one […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[2384,2382,2386,2385,2383],"class_list":["post-4162","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-eurynome","tag-inspector-handsome","tag-lord-vandernoot","tag-mr-spurlock","tag-tania"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4162"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4162"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4162\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4165,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4162\/revisions\/4165"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4162"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4162"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4162"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}