{"id":4158,"date":"2010-04-15T07:00:41","date_gmt":"2010-04-15T15:00:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/?p=4158"},"modified":"2010-04-14T20:35:37","modified_gmt":"2010-04-15T04:35:37","slug":"tyler-5","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/2010\/04\/15\/tyler-5\/","title":{"rendered":"Tyler"},"content":{"rendered":"<div title=\"Have I seriously not written a story about these guys in two years? Whoops!\">\n<p>Tyler whips around and reaches over, pulling himself along an invisible line; he\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s up on his toes and his body moves like a slide rule. Behind him, the ninjas have caught some kind of synchronized seizure, arms curled up and jerking from side to side.<\/p>\n<p>Tyler freezes. Ninjas arch in sudden paralysis. With a piercing cry, he reaches skyward, and lightning smashes down into him: the shockwave scatters their phalanx to the wind.<\/p>\n<p>The Chosen Ones stare as he walks back toward them.<\/p>\n<p>\u00e2\u20ac\u0153What was that?\u00e2\u20ac\u009d asks Toe.<\/p>\n<p>\u00e2\u20ac\u0153The Thriller dance what the HELL did it look like,\u00e2\u20ac\u009d Tyler says.<\/p><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Tyler whips around and reaches over, pulling himself along an invisible line; he\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s up on his toes and his body moves like a slide rule. Behind him, the ninjas have caught some kind of synchronized seizure, arms curled up and jerking from side to side. Tyler freezes. Ninjas arch in sudden paralysis. With a piercing [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[15],"tags":[245,244],"class_list":["post-4158","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-the-chosen-ones","tag-toe","tag-tyler"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4158"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4158"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4158\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4161,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4158\/revisions\/4161"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4158"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4158"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4158"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}