Dudley bursts into the director’s office, panting. “Just came from the cuh. Coroner’s office, ma’am! C-cause of death was acute graphragmia!”<\/p>\n
The director’s lips move for a second, then her eyes go wide. “Writer’s block,” she says. “Quick onset?”<\/p>\n
“Yes,” Dudley manages.<\/p>\n
“Contagious?”<\/p>\n
Dudley’s face says it first.<\/p>\n
The director stabs the intercom. “Get me the CDC. Get the Surgeon General. Hell, get me the Joint Chiefs!”<\/p>\n
“Can we beat it, ma’am?” asks Dudley.<\/p>\n
“This doesn’t leave the room, Dudley,” says the directory grimly. “But if we don’t have to resort to the nuclear option, I’ll call it a win.”<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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