{"id":414,"date":"2005-09-29T06:26:29","date_gmt":"2005-09-29T11:26:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/2005\/09\/29\/chyler\/"},"modified":"2009-06-08T18:18:51","modified_gmt":"2009-06-09T02:18:51","slug":"chyler","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/2005\/09\/29\/chyler\/","title":{"rendered":"Chyler"},"content":{"rendered":"<div title=\"This is not going to make me any friends.\">\n<p>&#8220;The central ethos of Harry Potter&#8211;&#8221; Fantine begins.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I&#8217;m going to stop you right there,&#8221; Chyler says.  &#8220;I&#8217;m doing you a favor.  Please understand that, because I like the books, you know?  I like them.  But when you expound like that you are using a jeweler&#8217;s loupe to examine the product of a BeDazzler.  Get it?  You and Tarantino and fucking Derrida&#8217;s ghost&#8211;&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Easy, Chyler,&#8221; says Caleb, wandering in and looking startled, so perfect.  So Renee.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;You don&#8217;t get to <i>talk,<\/i>&#8221; she snaps, and thunders outside.  She wants to smoke an angry cigarette, but, she&#8217;s disappointed to remember, she doesn&#8217;t smoke.<\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;The central ethos of Harry Potter&#8211;&#8221; Fantine begins. &#8220;I&#8217;m going to stop you right there,&#8221; Chyler says. &#8220;I&#8217;m doing you a favor. Please understand that, because I like the books, you know? I like them. But when you expound like that you are using a jeweler&#8217;s loupe to examine the product of a BeDazzler. Get [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[20],"tags":[517,2782,120],"class_list":["post-414","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-chyler","tag-caleb","tag-chyler","tag-fantine"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/414"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=414"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/414\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2453,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/414\/revisions\/2453"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=414"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=414"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=414"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}