“Listen, the evidence of polar melting is scarce at best–”<\/p>\n
“Ah ah ah,” says Caitlan, flipping open her diploma-badge. “Oxford.<\/i>”<\/p>\n
“That doesn’t automatically mean you’re right!” rages Colby.<\/p>\n
“Actually, if you care to review section 8 of U.N. Resolution 1723, I think you’ll find that–” She stops with the document halfway out of her uniform’s hidden pocket and cocks her head. “Do you hear that?”<\/p>\n
“What?” says Colby. “No.”<\/p>\n
Caitlan nods firmly. “The Oxford Signal. I must away!”<\/p>\n
“Oh for petesakes,” says Colby, but Caitlan’s already shrugging into her official Oxford jetpack, which burns the clean, renewable hyperfuel called “petrol.”<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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