{"id":4062,"date":"2010-03-03T14:31:42","date_gmt":"2010-03-03T22:31:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/?p=4062"},"modified":"2010-03-03T14:31:42","modified_gmt":"2010-03-03T22:31:42","slug":"the-coracle-game","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/2010\/03\/03\/the-coracle-game\/","title":{"rendered":"The Coracle Game"},"content":{"rendered":"<ol>\n<li>Never play this game.<\/li>\n<li>Everyone gets a phone and the toll-free number for a large corporation.<\/li>\n<li>Your goal:  get as deep into the phone tree as possible without authenticating yourself. Real account information is off-limits.<\/li>\n<li>Score 1 per touch-tone branch navigated, 10 per human spoken to, and -1 per minute spent on hold.  Score no points, but die a little, each time someone with an accent is forced to tell you his name is Brad.<\/li>\n<li>Stop accruing points when the call ends.<\/li>\n<li>If you manage to commit fraud, you win!  Now, hang up and flee across state lines.<\/li>\n<\/ol>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Never play this game. Everyone gets a phone and the toll-free number for a large corporation. Your goal: get as deep into the phone tree as possible without authenticating yourself. Real account information is off-limits. Score 1 per touch-tone branch navigated, 10 per human spoken to, and -1 per minute spent on hold. Score no [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4062","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4062"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4062"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4062\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4063,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4062\/revisions\/4063"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4062"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4062"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4062"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}