{"id":4046,"date":"2010-02-23T23:13:16","date_gmt":"2010-02-24T07:13:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/?p=4046"},"modified":"2010-02-23T23:13:16","modified_gmt":"2010-02-24T07:13:16","slug":"iktiskodaemon","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/2010\/02\/23\/iktiskodaemon\/","title":{"rendered":"Oiktiskodaemon"},"content":{"rendered":"

“I’d love to have you as our guest at the seaside,” says Stavros.<\/p>\n

“Would you?” says Xylia, at which point the demon of courtesy jams a hot spike into her antitragus.<\/p>\n

“I mean,” she says, teeth grinding, “that’s so generous, but we couldn’t possibly–”<\/p>\n

“Oh, I insist,” says Stavros, desperate, literally spurred on by a demon of his own.<\/p>\n

“You’re too kind!” Xylia shrills.<\/p>\n

The lights of the lobby pulse; with relief, they nod to one another and begin to navigate back into the theater.<\/p>\n

“We’re three minutes early,” the stage manager reproves.<\/p>\n

“You’ll live,” says the demon of small mercies.<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

“I’d love to have you as our guest at the seaside,” says Stavros. “Would you?” says Xylia, at which point the demon of courtesy jams a hot spike into her antitragus. “I mean,” she says, teeth grinding, “that’s so generous, but we couldn’t possibly–” “Oh, I insist,” says Stavros, desperate, literally spurred on by a […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[2332,2331],"class_list":["post-4046","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-stavros","tag-xylia"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4046"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4046"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4046\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4047,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4046\/revisions\/4047"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4046"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4046"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4046"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}