“You must consider yourself quite the sartorial expert,” Gieves smirks.<\/p>\n
“Not everybody has to train their sartors to be evil!” says Hawkes.<\/p>\n
“You’ll never win the Savile Tournament with your soft-sew methods!”<\/p>\n
“Houndstooth!” says Hawkes. “Attack!”<\/p>\n
“Mungo,” snarls Gieves, “destroy them!”<\/p>\n
The sartors burst out of their dressforms; Mungo’s grunge attack skids narrowly off Houndstooth’s stain-shield. They whip tape around, taking each other’s measure, and the shears come out.<\/p>\n
When the scraps clear, all that remains is a hacked t-shirt and a trucker cap.<\/p>\n
“No!” cries Gieves. “He was my last accessory!”<\/p>\n
“Back to Hipster Island,” Hawkes sighs.<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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