“My hands don’t hurt,” says Zach, staring at them. “Why don’t my hands hurt? Or my feet–”<\/p>\n
“Shut up,” says the Vulpine Phalanger, hustling him down an alley constipated with protesters. “Don’t talk. Don’t question. Do exactly as I say and you might get to bore your grandchildren with this story, understand?”<\/p>\n
Zach opens his mouth, shuts it, and nods.<\/p>\n
She stops and turns back. “No talking. No questions.”<\/p>\n
Zach nods again.<\/p>\n
“No. Talking.”<\/p>\n
Zach nods, slowly, one final time. She turns to start walking again.<\/p>\n
“But why don’t my hands<\/i>–”<\/p>\n
“I don’t know why he didn’t kill you,” she says.<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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