{"id":4022,"date":"2010-02-12T23:37:59","date_gmt":"2010-02-13T07:37:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/?p=4022"},"modified":"2010-02-13T02:44:58","modified_gmt":"2010-02-13T10:44:58","slug":"hawthorne-5","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/2010\/02\/12\/hawthorne-5\/","title":{"rendered":"Hawthorne"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Hawthorne’s taken to walking around with a syringe of oxytocendorphin jammed into his skull.<\/p>\n

“Jesus!” says Senji.<\/p>\n

“What?” says Hawthorne, following his gaze, trying to crane his head around to get a look at the back of his own head. “Oh! Right. Say, would you mind giving that plunger a little tap?”<\/p>\n

“That’s disgusting!”<\/p>\n

“Fine,” grumbles Hawthorne, backing up until it bumps the wall. “Oooh,” he adds, eyes glazing.<\/p>\n

“Aaagh!”<\/p>\n

“Look, I just streamlined the process. The old way was a clumsy cargo cult!”<\/p>\n

“What process?” says Senji.<\/p>\n

“Love is addiction,” says Hawthorne. “Addiction is love.”<\/p>\n

Senji has nothing to say.<\/p><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Hawthorne’s taken to walking around with a syringe of oxytocendorphin jammed into his skull. “Jesus!” says Senji. “What?” says Hawthorne, following his gaze, trying to crane his head around to get a look at the back of his own head. “Oh! Right. Say, would you mind giving that plunger a little tap?” “That’s disgusting!” “Fine,” […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[771,770],"class_list":["post-4022","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-hawthorne","tag-senji"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4022"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4022"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4022\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4024,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4022\/revisions\/4024"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4022"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4022"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4022"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}