“He went to your concert last night,” says the phone tearfully, “and we’re looking everywhere–”<\/p>\n
Dusty hears a noise beneath his feet and snaps the phone shut. “Stowaway!” he shouts.<\/p>\n
Snozz lunges from his bunk, revolver already blowing holes in the floor. Dusty scrambles to the driver, who’s yelling “What the shit! What the SHIT!”<\/p>\n
“Pull over,” Dusty orders.<\/p>\n
“I will if he doesn’t shoot out my brake line! Why is–”<\/p>\n
“Kids grow up too fast on a tour bus,” says Dusty grimly.<\/p>\n
“So?”<\/p>\n
“You don’t understand,” says Dusty. The bus does stop then, very suddenly. It begins to tilt forward.<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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