{"id":4008,"date":"2010-02-09T07:00:41","date_gmt":"2010-02-09T15:00:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/?p=4008"},"modified":"2010-02-09T14:36:22","modified_gmt":"2010-02-09T22:36:22","slug":"jake-2000","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/2010\/02\/09\/jake-2000\/","title":{"rendered":"Jake 2000"},"content":{"rendered":"<div title=\"Dedicated to a very special pair of roommates.\">\n<p>&#8220;What were they thinking?&#8221; hoots Jake 2000, as they riffle through the yesteryearbooks.  &#8220;I mean, hockey mullets?  Perms?  Mop-tops?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;They thought they looked <i>gooood<\/i>,&#8221; says Louise.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Or that, even if someone laughed at them in twenty years,&#8221; says Jon-Michael, &#8220;the edginess then would have been worth it.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;That&#8217;s why I stick with this,&#8221; says Jake 2000.  &#8220;No product, just a blunt cut straight across my forehead, squared off at the back.  Classic.  Timeless.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Like my feathered bangs,&#8221; agrees Louise.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Or my frosted tips!&#8221; says Jon-Michael.<\/p>\n<p>A click.  Facebook serves up the next memory.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Jesus Christ,&#8221; says Jake 2010.<\/p><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;What were they thinking?&#8221; hoots Jake 2000, as they riffle through the yesteryearbooks. &#8220;I mean, hockey mullets? Perms? Mop-tops?&#8221; &#8220;They thought they looked gooood,&#8221; says Louise. &#8220;Or that, even if someone laughed at them in twenty years,&#8221; says Jon-Michael, &#8220;the edginess then would have been worth it.&#8221; &#8220;That&#8217;s why I stick with this,&#8221; says Jake [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[25],"tags":[2786,2322,2321],"class_list":["post-4008","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-jake","tag-jake","tag-jon-michael","tag-louise"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4008"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4008"}],"version-history":[{"count":9,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4008\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4017,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4008\/revisions\/4017"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4008"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4008"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4008"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}