{"id":399,"date":"2005-10-20T07:46:17","date_gmt":"2005-10-20T12:46:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/2005\/10\/20\/jared\/"},"modified":"2009-06-08T22:44:12","modified_gmt":"2009-06-09T06:44:12","slug":"jared","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/2005\/10\/20\/jared\/","title":{"rendered":"Jared"},"content":{"rendered":"<div title=\"This is actually a story about Centre College.\">\n<p>Jared&#8217;s friends with Dakota, who sleeps with James, and James ran a studio with Little Bear before Little Bear moved to Portland with Brent, Luther&#8217;s hairdresser.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Hold on,&#8221; gasps Jared.  &#8220;I&#8217;m mmff.  I&#8217;m trying to figure out if this is incestuous.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Of course.  The dating pool in this town is the kind you fill with a hose.&#8221;  Luther strips off Jared&#8217;s tie, kisses his neck.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;It&#8217;s just disappointing&#8211;if I&#8217;m breaking taboos I should feel dirtier, you know?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Baby,&#8221; drawls Luther, &#8220;this ain&#8217;t wrong less&#8217;n you get knocked up&#8230;&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;That didn&#8217;t do it,&#8221; Jared laughs, but pulls his shirt off anyway.<\/p><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Jared&#8217;s friends with Dakota, who sleeps with James, and James ran a studio with Little Bear before Little Bear moved to Portland with Brent, Luther&#8217;s hairdresser. &#8220;Hold on,&#8221; gasps Jared. &#8220;I&#8217;m mmff. I&#8217;m trying to figure out if this is incestuous.&#8221; &#8220;Of course. The dating pool in this town is the kind you fill with [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[1191,807,806,198,1190,199],"class_list":["post-399","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-brent","tag-dakota","tag-james","tag-jared","tag-little-bear","tag-luther"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/399"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=399"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/399\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2471,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/399\/revisions\/2471"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=399"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=399"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=399"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}