“Wouldn’t it be great if you had, like, a remote control?” says Destiny. “But for real life.”<\/p>\n
“There are so many bad movies about–never mind,” says Kent. “What would you use it for?”<\/p>\n
“Oh, y’know, pausing things like Zack Morris, or we could just dub over our whole first date,” she says, rolling her eyes.<\/p>\n
Pause.<\/p>\n
“You said you had fun,” he says, a wounded animal.<\/p>\n
“I just meant–”<\/p>\n
“I thought you liked the planetarium!”<\/p>\n
“eeeeeBaSookuDeaboDooZHEEEP,” says Destiny.<\/p>\n
“Making sound effects with your mouth doesn’t rewind–”<\/p>\n
“Wouldn’t it be great if you had, like, a remote control?” says Destiny brightly.<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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