{"id":395,"date":"2005-10-26T06:32:40","date_gmt":"2005-10-26T11:32:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/2005\/10\/26\/senji\/"},"modified":"2009-06-08T22:46:10","modified_gmt":"2009-06-09T06:46:10","slug":"senji","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/2005\/10\/26\/senji\/","title":{"rendered":"Senji"},"content":{"rendered":"<div title=\"WU TANG CLAN AIN'T NUTTIN TA FUCK WIT\">\n<p>Senji thinks, then moves his left fist up six inches.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Left only goes diagonal!&#8221; snaps Hawthorne.<\/p>\n<p>Senji rolls his eyes and pulls back.  &#8220;Look, I don&#8217;t know who gave you the idea for &#8216;chessboxing,&#8217; but&#8211;&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;BrutoChess 5000!  I told you!  That other name is copyrighted.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Senji groans.  &#8220;That doesn&#8217;t mean you can&#8217;t say it out loud, Hawthorne.&#8221;  He drops his gloves, pops out his mouthguard and turns away.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;You don&#8217;t know!&#8221; Hawthorne says.  &#8220;Their ears are everywhere!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Is <i>that<\/i> why you did this to the dog?&#8221; asks Senji, as Pajamas trots in, whining and trying to shake off his thumping headphones.<\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Senji thinks, then moves his left fist up six inches. &#8220;Left only goes diagonal!&#8221; snaps Hawthorne. Senji rolls his eyes and pulls back. &#8220;Look, I don&#8217;t know who gave you the idea for &#8216;chessboxing,&#8217; but&#8211;&#8221; &#8220;BrutoChess 5000! I told you! That other name is copyrighted.&#8221; Senji groans. &#8220;That doesn&#8217;t mean you can&#8217;t say it out [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[771,770],"class_list":["post-395","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-hawthorne","tag-senji"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/395"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=395"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/395\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2477,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/395\/revisions\/2477"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=395"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=395"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=395"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}