{"id":3940,"date":"2010-01-15T07:00:36","date_gmt":"2010-01-15T15:00:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/?p=3940"},"modified":"2010-01-16T07:54:43","modified_gmt":"2010-01-16T15:54:43","slug":"lake","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/2010\/01\/15\/lake\/","title":{"rendered":"Lake"},"content":{"rendered":"

They don’t even bother hitting the light switch, which is cool, Lake decides; he can be into that. This is how he finds himself getting a clear, full-color glimpse of her tattoo.<\/p>\n

“Whoa!” he says.<\/p>\n

“Oh,” she laughs, up on her elbows in her underwear, “you noticed it.”<\/p>\n

He smiles understandingly. “Woke up with that after a wild night?”<\/p>\n

“No.”<\/p>\n

His smile shrinks. “Lost a bet.”<\/p>\n

She’s not smiling at all. “Chevy makes really<\/i> bad cars. The kid peeing on their logo symbolizes–hey, what happened?” she asks, glancing down at his detumescing penis.<\/p>\n

“You transmogrified it,” he sighs.<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

They don’t even bother hitting the light switch, which is cool, Lake decides; he can be into that. This is how he finds himself getting a clear, full-color glimpse of her tattoo. “Whoa!” he says. “Oh,” she laughs, up on her elbows in her underwear, “you noticed it.” He smiles understandingly. “Woke up with that […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[2311],"class_list":["post-3940","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-lake"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3940"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3940"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3940\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3942,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3940\/revisions\/3942"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3940"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3940"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3940"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}