“Rosebud is his dog,” says Mario. “Haley Joel Osment’s dead. Norman Bates is a drag king, and the Village is a reality show. The lawyer made up Keyser Soze. Tyler Durden is Jack’s long-lost brother, the Blair Witch is the girl, and Obi-Wan is<\/i> Luke’s father.”<\/p>\n
Girard checks each of them off on his list. “Right. Thank you.”<\/p>\n
Mario waits.<\/p>\n
“You can go now,” says Girard. “The evaluation’s done.”<\/p>\n
“That’s–I’m right, right?” says Mario. “We didn’t change anything in the past, so the culture matrix matches. Right?”<\/p>\n
“Can’t tell you,” says Girard brightly. “Don’t want to spoil anything.”<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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