{"id":3886,"date":"2009-12-22T07:00:47","date_gmt":"2009-12-22T15:00:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/?p=3886"},"modified":"2009-12-22T07:51:48","modified_gmt":"2009-12-22T15:51:48","slug":"drosselmeier-12","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/2009\/12\/22\/drosselmeier-12\/","title":{"rendered":"Drosselmeier"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>He was enjoying the hospitality of the Horticultural Society of Acornshausen, and he was deeply puzzled.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;You say Krakatuk was stolen from its museum pedestal by night, and neither night-guard nor gatekeeper saw a thing?&#8221; he frowned.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;We would hand it to you directly, if only we could!&#8221; said Professor Buffalop, Chair of the Department of Kernel Studies.  &#8220;We are certain of only one thing&#8211;the scoundrel was one of our own faculty.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Then we are twice obligated to help roust him out,&#8221; said Drosselmeier.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;We&#8217;ll begin immediately,&#8221; said the astronomer.  &#8220;Professor, if I may ask, what is your sign?&#8221;<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>He was enjoying the hospitality of the Horticultural Society of Acornshausen, and he was deeply puzzled. &#8220;You say Krakatuk was stolen from its museum pedestal by night, and neither night-guard nor gatekeeper saw a thing?&#8221; he frowned. &#8220;We would hand it to you directly, if only we could!&#8221; said Professor Buffalop, Chair of the Department [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[179],"tags":[2793,2295,328],"class_list":["post-3886","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-drosselmeier","tag-drosselmeier","tag-professor-buffalop","tag-the-astronomer"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3886"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3886"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3886\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3889,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3886\/revisions\/3889"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3886"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3886"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3886"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}