“Can you see why this spell won’t compile?” Olaf asks, defeated.<\/p>\n
Tatanga leans in. “You don’t have syntax highlighting on?”<\/p>\n
“That’s cheating,” Olaf grumbles.<\/p>\n
“I bet you just left off a hagalaz.”<\/p>\n
“I didn’t leave off a hagalaz.”<\/p>\n
“Does it say UNEXPECTED ꍸ-SYMBOL in the console or–”<\/p>\n
“I didn’t leave off a hagalaz!”<\/p>\n
She reaches over and clicks on his highlighting. Eldritch light flares from the screen (he left off a hagalaz).<\/p>\n
“Low-level algorithmaturgy really does have a steep learning curve,” she says gently. “Have you maybe thought about, like, web development?”<\/p>\n
“YEEAGH,” says Olaf, clutching his ruined eyes.<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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