{"id":3804,"date":"2009-11-23T07:00:04","date_gmt":"2009-11-23T15:00:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/?p=3804"},"modified":"2009-11-23T08:54:34","modified_gmt":"2009-11-23T16:54:34","slug":"the-hobbyists-guide-to-basic-dragon-based-gardening","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/2009\/11\/23\/the-hobbyists-guide-to-basic-dragon-based-gardening\/","title":{"rendered":"The Hobbyist&#8217;s Guide to Basic Dragon-Based Gardening"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>COCHLEA:  Difficult to obtain but well worth the effort, as they will grow into gifted children named after your grandparents.<\/p>\n<p>EYES:  Spring-blooming annuals, best planted in late fall or winter.  Produce cable-knit sweaters in a variety of colors.<\/p>\n<p>KNEECAPS:  Require heavily nitrogenated soil but do best in indirect sunlight.  Produce a certain <i>je ne sais quoi.<\/i><\/p>\n<p>RIBS:  Plant lengthwise in trenches, as with tubers, or grow hydroponically.  Produce short-haired female mechanics or, when pruned, mechanical engineers.<\/p>\n<p>SMALL INTESTINES:  Slice into 6&#8243; segments and treat like cuttings from a parent plant.  Probably.  Produce headaches.<\/p>\n<p>TEETH:  Best avoided.<\/p>\n<p>TESTICLES:  Jade.<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>COCHLEA: Difficult to obtain but well worth the effort, as they will grow into gifted children named after your grandparents. EYES: Spring-blooming annuals, best planted in late fall or winter. Produce cable-knit sweaters in a variety of colors. KNEECAPS: Require heavily nitrogenated soil but do best in indirect sunlight. Produce a certain je ne sais [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3804","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3804"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3804"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3804\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3807,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3804\/revisions\/3807"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3804"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3804"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3804"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}