{"id":3802,"date":"2009-11-20T23:30:11","date_gmt":"2009-11-21T07:30:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/?p=3802"},"modified":"2009-11-20T23:30:11","modified_gmt":"2009-11-21T07:30:11","slug":"theodore","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/2009\/11\/20\/theodore\/","title":{"rendered":"Theodore"},"content":{"rendered":"<div title=\"Idea stolen directly from Kara.\">\n<p>And lo, in the time of Zelamek the Chosen Tribes make war upon the Theodites, who are actually just four guys named Theodore.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Do you think they&#8217;ll notice us?&#8221; mutters Theodore to Theodore, jogging along.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Shut up and blend in,&#8221; says Theodore.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;AAAAAH,&#8221; bellows Theodore, raising his fist with the rest of the Third Sling-and-Rock Battalion as they charge toward victory.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I hope they don&#8217;t burn and salt my garden,&#8221; Theodore says.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I think we&#8217;re okay for now,&#8221; says Theodore.  &#8220;This sort of thing must happen a lot.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Shit,&#8221; says Zelamek, &#8220;what do you think happened to the Zelamekians?&#8221;<\/p><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>And lo, in the time of Zelamek the Chosen Tribes make war upon the Theodites, who are actually just four guys named Theodore. &#8220;Do you think they&#8217;ll notice us?&#8221; mutters Theodore to Theodore, jogging along. &#8220;Shut up and blend in,&#8221; says Theodore. &#8220;AAAAAH,&#8221; bellows Theodore, raising his fist with the rest of the Third Sling-and-Rock [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[2276,2275],"class_list":["post-3802","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-theodore","tag-zelamek"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3802"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3802"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3802\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3803,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3802\/revisions\/3803"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3802"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3802"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3802"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}