{"id":3775,"date":"2009-11-06T07:00:43","date_gmt":"2009-11-06T15:00:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/?p=3775"},"modified":"2009-11-06T07:54:01","modified_gmt":"2009-11-06T15:54:01","slug":"padmasambhava","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/2009\/11\/06\/padmasambhava\/","title":{"rendered":"Padmasambhava"},"content":{"rendered":"<div title=\"Bhutan is fucking FASCINATING.  This is all true, by the way.\">\n<p>&#8220;Demonesses, man,&#8221; says Trisong Detsen, Thirty-Eighth Emperor of Tibet, chewing a thumbnail.  &#8220;You think you can banish them or whatever?  Because I saw this guy&#8217;s goat and I am 90% positive there&#8217;s something demoness-related going on.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;We will redirect her negative energy into spiritual awakening,&#8221; says Padmasambhava.  &#8220;First, build a monastery at Samye Gompa.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;What are you going to do there?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Padmasambhava looks at him with sincere and complete knowledge of all the flaws of humanity.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Extremely awesome sex rituals,&#8221; he says.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Oh man,&#8221; says Trisong Detsen, awed.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Also,&#8221; says Padmasambhava, &#8220;I&#8217;m going to need to borrow your wife.&#8221;<\/p><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;Demonesses, man,&#8221; says Trisong Detsen, Thirty-Eighth Emperor of Tibet, chewing a thumbnail. &#8220;You think you can banish them or whatever? Because I saw this guy&#8217;s goat and I am 90% positive there&#8217;s something demoness-related going on.&#8221; &#8220;We will redirect her negative energy into spiritual awakening,&#8221; says Padmasambhava. &#8220;First, build a monastery at Samye Gompa.&#8221; &#8220;What [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[2266,2265],"class_list":["post-3775","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-padmasambhava","tag-trisong-detsen"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3775"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3775"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3775\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3777,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3775\/revisions\/3777"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3775"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3775"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3775"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}