{"id":370,"date":"2005-11-30T06:36:08","date_gmt":"2005-11-30T11:36:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/2005\/11\/30\/new-jersey\/"},"modified":"2009-06-11T21:26:42","modified_gmt":"2009-06-12T05:26:42","slug":"new-jersey","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/2005\/11\/30\/new-jersey\/","title":{"rendered":"New Jersey"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;You don&#8217;t get the same quality of nicknames,&#8221; says Ticonderoga.  They&#8217;re playing chess in the park.  Ticonderoga likes to use six bishops.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;You don&#8217;t,&#8221; agrees Flynn.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Used to be you earned a nickname.&#8221;  Ticonderoga cracks sunflower seeds.  &#8220;Me, I broke a pencil off in a man&#8217;s nose.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Everybody knows that story.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Exactly!  Snap, I&#8217;m Ticonderoga!  These days, it&#8217;s Vinnie the Bull because&#8230;  he&#8217;s like a bull.  Sure, and Sammy, he&#8217;s kind of like <i>another<\/i> bull.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Durkheim.  Ritualization of collective effervescence.&#8221; Flynn knocks a bishop sideways.  &#8220;Jersey could have been his petri dish.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Nobody ever mentions your nickname, Flynn,&#8221; Ticonderoga says narrowly.<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;You don&#8217;t get the same quality of nicknames,&#8221; says Ticonderoga. They&#8217;re playing chess in the park. Ticonderoga likes to use six bishops. &#8220;You don&#8217;t,&#8221; agrees Flynn. &#8220;Used to be you earned a nickname.&#8221; Ticonderoga cracks sunflower seeds. &#8220;Me, I broke a pencil off in a man&#8217;s nose.&#8221; &#8220;Everybody knows that story.&#8221; &#8220;Exactly! Snap, I&#8217;m Ticonderoga! [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[22],"tags":[1236,1239,1237,1238],"class_list":["post-370","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-the-union","tag-flynn","tag-sammy","tag-ticonderoga","tag-vinny-the-bull"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/370"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=370"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/370\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2515,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/370\/revisions\/2515"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=370"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=370"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=370"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}