{"id":368,"date":"2005-12-02T07:38:02","date_gmt":"2005-12-02T12:38:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/2005\/12\/02\/connecticut\/"},"modified":"2009-06-11T21:27:15","modified_gmt":"2009-06-12T05:27:15","slug":"connecticut","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/2005\/12\/02\/connecticut\/","title":{"rendered":"Connecticut"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The Beat Up Connecticut Challenge!  LIVE ends for Gerald at his second table in the food court, or the second-and-a-halfth, really, since he manages to lay out one security guy before the other gets him with a taser.  Seriously.  Who expects a mall rent-a-cop to have a taser?<\/p>\n<p>Cuffed to a chair in the substation, Gerald revises.  Connecticut has earned his respect.  He&#8217;ll have to prove it.  As soon as he makes bail with the platinum card, he sets out on the Satisfy Connecticut Orally Challenge!  ALSO LIVE.<\/p>\n<p>But Connecticut gets all huffy about that too!<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Beat Up Connecticut Challenge! LIVE ends for Gerald at his second table in the food court, or the second-and-a-halfth, really, since he manages to lay out one security guy before the other gets him with a taser. Seriously. Who expects a mall rent-a-cop to have a taser? Cuffed to a chair in the substation, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[22],"tags":[1240],"class_list":["post-368","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-the-union","tag-gerald"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/368"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=368"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/368\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2518,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/368\/revisions\/2518"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=368"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=368"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=368"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}