{"id":3672,"date":"2009-10-08T07:00:47","date_gmt":"2009-10-08T15:00:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/?p=3672"},"modified":"2009-10-06T10:07:44","modified_gmt":"2009-10-06T18:07:44","slug":"finke","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/2009\/10\/08\/finke\/","title":{"rendered":"Finke"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The Holocene Conference on Alternative Geological Viewpoints is, like any gathering of heretics, contentious.<\/p>\n<p>The Eparchaean Unconformists start a full-scale brawl with the Cascadia Subductics; folding chairs are weaponized.  Two Geosynclines from Adelaide try to demonstrate banded oxidation by setting the auditorium on fire.  A Young Earther sneaks in with a stolen badge and has to be rescued from drowning in the toilet.  And everyone, everyone has something you <i>have<\/i> to hear about oil.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;How long until the next one?&#8221; asks Nevit, exhausted, when the last afterparty has been shut down.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Only ten million years,&#8221; says Finke, already making lists.<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Holocene Conference on Alternative Geological Viewpoints is, like any gathering of heretics, contentious. The Eparchaean Unconformists start a full-scale brawl with the Cascadia Subductics; folding chairs are weaponized. Two Geosynclines from Adelaide try to demonstrate banded oxidation by setting the auditorium on fire. A Young Earther sneaks in with a stolen badge and has [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[2240,2239],"class_list":["post-3672","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-finke","tag-nevit"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3672"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3672"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3672\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3673,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3672\/revisions\/3673"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3672"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3672"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3672"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}