{"id":3636,"date":"2009-09-23T07:00:04","date_gmt":"2009-09-23T15:00:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/?p=3636"},"modified":"2009-09-22T19:37:18","modified_gmt":"2009-09-23T03:37:18","slug":"jake-18","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/2009\/09\/23\/jake-18\/","title":{"rendered":"Jake"},"content":{"rendered":"<div title=\"Guess what, everyone!  It seems to be Two People Argue Transparently About a Thing Week!\">\n<p>&#8220;This is going to be stunning,&#8221; says Amy, &#8220;but I&#8217;ve come to the conclusion that most people don&#8217;t spend their idle moments replaying awkward memories, gripped by chagrin.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Jake frowns.  &#8220;That can&#8217;t be right.  Seriously?  They don&#8217;t catch themselves staring at walls, imagining what it would be like to hit one&#8217;s fourteen-year-old self over and over again, in the mouth?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I think they daydream about <i>nice<\/i> things,&#8221; says Amy grimly.  &#8220;They may not wallow in past idiocies for two, three days at a time.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Is there some kind of medication we can use,&#8221; says Jake, &#8220;to make them start?&#8221;<\/p><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;This is going to be stunning,&#8221; says Amy, &#8220;but I&#8217;ve come to the conclusion that most people don&#8217;t spend their idle moments replaying awkward memories, gripped by chagrin.&#8221; Jake frowns. &#8220;That can&#8217;t be right. Seriously? They don&#8217;t catch themselves staring at walls, imagining what it would be like to hit one&#8217;s fourteen-year-old self over and [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[25],"tags":[380,2786],"class_list":["post-3636","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-jake","tag-amy","tag-jake"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3636"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3636"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3636\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3640,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3636\/revisions\/3640"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3636"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3636"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3636"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}