The nurse leaves work at five o’clock and docks in the maintenance conveyor, shuddering down the shaft to land in repair bay nine. Airbrushes touch up its smiling teeth; a pressure gauge ascertains the pneumatic firmness of RealFeel buttocks.<\/p>\n
“Is maintenance necessary?” it queries. \u00e2\u20ac\u0153This unit has not seen patients for six hundred cycles.”<\/p>\n
“Unit is emergency-response. Priority one,” says the bay primly. “Maintenance complete.”<\/p>\n
The nurse shuttles out, replaced by a struggling man in the conveyor’s pincers. “I’m not a robot!” he shrieks. “Stop trying to maintain me!”<\/p>\n
“Begin wipe\/reinstall,” sighs the bay, as the RealFeel gauge drives home.<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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