{"id":3601,"date":"2009-09-08T07:00:19","date_gmt":"2009-09-08T15:00:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/?p=3601"},"modified":"2009-09-07T16:04:58","modified_gmt":"2009-09-08T00:04:58","slug":"kenneth","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/2009\/09\/08\/kenneth\/","title":{"rendered":"Kenneth"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>They&#8217;re fighting dogs in the bathroom of the Bank of England, and Secretary Grahame as usual turns a blind&#8211;no, he can&#8217;t quite think that.  A deaf ear.  A numb tongue.<\/p>\n<p>Thus willfully distanced, Kenneth doesn&#8217;t squint when the lunatic in the lobby offers him a scroll tied with two ribbons.  He just plucks the black one.  The scroll opens to unspeakable inscriptions:  dead gods and blood, infinity, the roiling despair of&#8211;<\/p>\n<p>Water.  They&#8217;re subduing the lunatic with a firehose; Kenneth crouches behind a chair, shaking, unharmed.<\/p>\n<p>Later he quits and writes <i>The Wind in the Willows<\/i> (seriously, look it up).<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>They&#8217;re fighting dogs in the bathroom of the Bank of England, and Secretary Grahame as usual turns a blind&#8211;no, he can&#8217;t quite think that. A deaf ear. A numb tongue. Thus willfully distanced, Kenneth doesn&#8217;t squint when the lunatic in the lobby offers him a scroll tied with two ribbons. He just plucks the black [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[2208],"class_list":["post-3601","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-kenneth"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3601"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3601"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3601\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3603,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3601\/revisions\/3603"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3601"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3601"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3601"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}