{"id":3588,"date":"2009-09-01T07:00:41","date_gmt":"2009-09-01T15:00:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/?p=3588"},"modified":"2009-09-01T08:05:50","modified_gmt":"2009-09-01T16:05:50","slug":"jacob","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/2009\/09\/01\/jacob\/","title":{"rendered":"Jacob"},"content":{"rendered":"<div title=\"Today's assignment:  write a one-sentence murder mystery!\">\n<p>The problem with inheriting a two-hundred-year-old mansion with its own staff and wrought-iron candlesticks and everything is that eventually somebody&#8217;s going to get killed in there, guaranteed, one night while the roads and the power are out and your old frenemies are in town; you&#8217;ll quickly come to understand why the candlestick is a weapon in that board game, and the greed of your compatriots will light their faces as they decide to silence you for good, so go ahead and hang out with a murderer (Jacob) in college, and at least that way you&#8217;ll already know.<\/p>\n<\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The problem with inheriting a two-hundred-year-old mansion with its own staff and wrought-iron candlesticks and everything is that eventually somebody&#8217;s going to get killed in there, guaranteed, one night while the roads and the power are out and your old frenemies are in town; you&#8217;ll quickly come to understand why the candlestick is a weapon [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[2202],"class_list":["post-3588","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-jacob"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3588"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3588"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3588\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3591,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3588\/revisions\/3591"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3588"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3588"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3588"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}