“Deploy snowboards!” shouts the Justin, and he and Ptah slam sliding into the side of the black glass pyramid. They cut their chutes away; they slalom down with pink neon in their wake. But the charcoalsuits can afford to land harder, and they’re close behind.<\/p>\n
There’s a rosewood Martin at the bottom, plugged right into the building.<\/p>\n
“The Justin can’t play guitar!” says the Justin, panicked. “He took pop-and-lock lessons instead!”<\/p>\n
“Let go of pop, the Justin,” says Ptah. “Play your soul.<\/i>”<\/p>\n
The Justin closes his eyes and hits high B. The suits scream. The pyramid sings the blues.<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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