“No!” shouts Moxie, arms pinioned by two of Misery’s goons, as two more smash the casing off her little basement generator. The room goes dark and quiet.<\/p>\n
“Let’s take Miss Bitters outside, boys,” Misery chuckles. “I think she’ll want to watch.”<\/p>\n
Moxie kicks and struggles, but doesn’t bite. She’s busy counting under her breath.<\/p>\n
“Three Missouri,” she mutters, “two Missouri, one–”<\/p>\n
Crack.<\/i> Misery spins around to see the bloom of light at the top of the tower–then a flicker, and a surge. Soon the whole roof’s on fire.<\/p>\n
Not far off, a fugitive winks its lantern, then sails away north.<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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