“A Mister Sort,” says the aide, “from the Office of Mayhem Evaluation.”<\/p>\n
Sort shakes hands with the Minister, nods to the Cabinet. “Glad I can be of service,” he says. “I assume you want my take on the situation outside?”<\/p>\n
The Minister nods. “We moved the Capitol out here to get away from the unrest, and now–”<\/p>\n
“I am fairly certain that it is, in fact, mayhem.”<\/p>\n
Quiet.<\/p>\n
After a while, one of the Czars coughs. “That’s… that’s all? Do you have a notion of the cause?”<\/p>\n
“Oh,” says Sort politely, “you really want to know that? It’s all your fault.”<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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