{"id":3436,"date":"2009-08-14T07:00:53","date_gmt":"2009-08-14T15:00:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/?p=3436"},"modified":"2009-08-13T11:43:10","modified_gmt":"2009-08-13T19:43:10","slug":"waxman","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/2009\/08\/14\/waxman\/","title":{"rendered":"Waxman"},"content":{"rendered":"

“I remember when this fighting made sense,” mutters Waxman (D-CA). “Two sides, party lines, primary colors. I had allies over there.” His suit is mudstained, one sleeve torn for a bandage.<\/p>\n

“It couldn’t last,” says Martinez (R-FL) wryly. “War is never that simple.”<\/p>\n

“I liked it better when we paid people to do this for us,” grumbles McConnell (R-KY).<\/p>\n

“Prepare yourselves!” bellows Mikulski (D-MD), her claymore high. “You hold this line! You hold!<\/i>”<\/p>\n

Four hundred thirty-five cavalry mount the hill and charge, sabers gleaming. Waxman licks his lips, grasps the haft of his pike, and waits.<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

“I remember when this fighting made sense,” mutters Waxman (D-CA). “Two sides, party lines, primary colors. I had allies over there.” His suit is mudstained, one sleeve torn for a bandage. “It couldn’t last,” says Martinez (R-FL) wryly. “War is never that simple.” “I liked it better when we paid people to do this for […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[372,2076,2077,2075],"class_list":["post-3436","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-martinez","tag-mcconnell","tag-mikulski","tag-waxman"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3436"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3436"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3436\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3437,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3436\/revisions\/3437"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3436"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3436"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3436"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}