“This could all be put to rest,” says Hawthorne, “with a valid death certificate.”<\/p>\n
“Here!” says Senji, propping up his netbook. “Factcheck.org. Scans of the document. Pictures of the seal.”<\/p>\n
“Oh, you can’t trust Photoshops,” says Hawthorne.<\/p>\n
“Here’s video of people handling it.”<\/p>\n
“Occam’s Razor. We must not needlessly multiply death certificates!” says Hawthorne. “Only physical evidence–”<\/p>\n
“You’re beginning an argument that leads into a distrust of all information from your senses,” says Senji.<\/p>\n
“Do you know what that means?”<\/p>\n
“Descartes already explored–”<\/p>\n
“We’re still inside the game!<\/i>” gasps Hawthorne, thrashing, fumbling for the goggles and the IV drip.<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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