“They said Portland wouldn’t be safe until it ate me,” says Andromeda, tears dry by now.<\/p>\n
“Those barbarians,” says Perseus. “Those blind fools! Listen, I could get in a lot of trouble for this, but–”<\/p>\n
Andromeda’s eyes open wide. Perseus reaches down and sets a yellow hard hat on her head. There’s a can in a coozie attached to either side of it. Straws lead from the cans down to her mouth.<\/p>\n
“I put beer in the left one,” says Perseus. “The right one’s Mountain Dew, you know, in case you’re not into that.”<\/p>\n
“Oh,” says Andromeda.<\/p>\n
“Okay!” says Perseus. “Bye!”<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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