{"id":339,"date":"2006-01-12T06:28:02","date_gmt":"2006-01-12T11:28:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/2006\/01\/12\/kansas\/"},"modified":"2009-06-15T06:32:51","modified_gmt":"2009-06-15T14:32:51","slug":"kansas","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/2006\/01\/12\/kansas\/","title":{"rendered":"Kansas"},"content":{"rendered":"<div title=\"Mad props to the Matkins at crummy.com\/alyson.  RIP, Batman Fish.\">\n<p>&#8220;Just gotta make it through Lawrence,&#8221; mumbles Willis.  &#8220;Just gotta make it through this hippie town and we&#8217;re safe in the City&#8230;&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;We&#8217;d make it through faster if you&#8217;d find the damn silver,&#8221;  hisses Hal, stuffing his pillowcase with credit cards and jewelry.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Nobody has silver anymore,&#8221; says Willis, &#8220;silver went out with catseye glasses,&#8221; but he  tries another door.  It&#8217;s a kid&#8217;s room.  There&#8217;s an aquarium in it.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Hey, Hal?&#8221; he says.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Dammit keep your voice down!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;No, Hal,&#8221; Willis swallows, &#8220;I&#8217;m pretty sure there&#8217;s a fish holding a gun on me.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Grappling gun,&#8221; says Batman Fish, &#8220;actually,&#8221; and launches.<\/p><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;Just gotta make it through Lawrence,&#8221; mumbles Willis. &#8220;Just gotta make it through this hippie town and we&#8217;re safe in the City&#8230;&#8221; &#8220;We&#8217;d make it through faster if you&#8217;d find the damn silver,&#8221; hisses Hal, stuffing his pillowcase with credit cards and jewelry. &#8220;Nobody has silver anymore,&#8221; says Willis, &#8220;silver went out with catseye glasses,&#8221; [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[22],"tags":[1272,1271,1270],"class_list":["post-339","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-the-union","tag-batman-fish","tag-hal","tag-willis"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/339"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=339"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/339\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2561,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/339\/revisions\/2561"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=339"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=339"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=339"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}