{"id":330,"date":"2006-01-25T06:30:03","date_gmt":"2006-01-25T11:30:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/2006\/01\/25\/idaho\/"},"modified":"2009-06-15T06:48:03","modified_gmt":"2009-06-15T14:48:03","slug":"idaho","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/2006\/01\/25\/idaho\/","title":{"rendered":"Idaho"},"content":{"rendered":"<div title=\"Idaho first appeared on January 27, 2005.  And you remember Batman Fish, right?\">\n<p>&#8220;It&#8217;s tough being a fish billionaire,&#8221; Idaho chuckles.  &#8220;So many bloodworms, so little time&#8230;&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s not a funny joke, but the little rasboras laugh.  They believe this keeps them in his confidence.<\/p>\n<p>Betty sighs.  Idaho seems so shallow, but she knows he&#8217;s hiding something.  She wanders onto the castle balcony.  She feels him follow her.  She looks up.<\/p>\n<p>There&#8217;s a spotlight bouncing off the tank&#8217;s surface.  In the middle is a silhouette of something&#8211;a winged creature, maybe, or a betta, flared&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;The Batman-Fish-Signal!&#8221;  Betty shivers.  &#8220;That thing worries me.  You&#8217;ll protect me, won&#8217;t you?  Idaho?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>But Idaho&#8217;s gone.<\/p><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;It&#8217;s tough being a fish billionaire,&#8221; Idaho chuckles. &#8220;So many bloodworms, so little time&#8230;&#8221; It&#8217;s not a funny joke, but the little rasboras laugh. They believe this keeps them in his confidence. Betty sighs. Idaho seems so shallow, but she knows he&#8217;s hiding something. She wanders onto the castle balcony. She feels him follow her. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[22],"tags":[1272,924,925],"class_list":["post-330","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-the-union","tag-batman-fish","tag-betty","tag-idaho"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/330"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=330"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/330\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2573,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/330\/revisions\/2573"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=330"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=330"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=330"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}