{"id":3277,"date":"2009-07-29T09:30:45","date_gmt":"2009-07-29T17:30:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/?p=3277"},"modified":"2009-07-29T11:19:21","modified_gmt":"2009-07-29T19:19:21","slug":"kaijuville-5","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/2009\/07\/29\/kaijuville-5\/","title":{"rendered":"Kaijuville"},"content":{"rendered":"<div title=\"Part of International Blog Against Monstrosity Week.\">\n<p>&#8220;Next on the agenda,&#8221; says Iolaus, &#8220;the proposed ballot measure to implement quotas on non-kaiju residents in federal housing.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>A throat clears like a collapsing building.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I know there&#8217;s some opposition&#8211;&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The throat clears again; people take cover.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;But we have to consider placing one kaiju versus twenty-five families in a given unit and YES Vulfhor what IS it,&#8221; says Iolaus.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I just want to avoid any hint of reverse <i>discrimination,<\/i>&#8221; sniffs the eighty-foot-tall purple lycanthrope.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;You smashed six housing projects last week!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Vulfhor shakes his head sadly.  &#8220;And here I thought we were past all that.&#8221;<\/p><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;Next on the agenda,&#8221; says Iolaus, &#8220;the proposed ballot measure to implement quotas on non-kaiju residents in federal housing.&#8221; A throat clears like a collapsing building. &#8220;I know there&#8217;s some opposition&#8211;&#8221; The throat clears again; people take cover. &#8220;But we have to consider placing one kaiju versus twenty-five families in a given unit and YES [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1929],"tags":[1930,57],"class_list":["post-3277","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-kaijuville","tag-iolaus","tag-vulfhor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3277"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3277"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3277\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3279,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3277\/revisions\/3279"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3277"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3277"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3277"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}