{"id":326,"date":"2006-01-31T06:34:57","date_gmt":"2006-01-31T11:34:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/2006\/01\/31\/new-mexico\/"},"modified":"2009-06-15T21:59:29","modified_gmt":"2009-06-16T05:59:29","slug":"new-mexico","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/2006\/01\/31\/new-mexico\/","title":{"rendered":"New Mexico"},"content":{"rendered":"<div title=\"Chili John and the Teacher first appeared together on February 18, 2005.\">\n<p>&#8220;The thing about Greg Fu,&#8221; rasps the Teacher.  &#8220;It&#8217;s like being the fastest draw in town, right?  There&#8217;s boys lining up trying to be faster, and you&#8217;ll take them all down, until you meet the fastest&#8211;and then he&#8217;s going to take your place.  Greg Fu&#8217;s like that only they ain&#8217;t trying to replace you.  They&#8217;re trying to learn, and most of them are still going to die.  Now, first lesson.  It&#8217;s hot out.  Feel the sweat band in your hat.  It&#8217;s wet, right?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Chili John feels, and nods.<\/p>\n<p>The Teacher nods back.  &#8220;That&#8217;s &#8217;cause I peed on it,&#8221; he says.<\/p><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;The thing about Greg Fu,&#8221; rasps the Teacher. &#8220;It&#8217;s like being the fastest draw in town, right? There&#8217;s boys lining up trying to be faster, and you&#8217;ll take them all down, until you meet the fastest&#8211;and then he&#8217;s going to take your place. Greg Fu&#8217;s like that only they ain&#8217;t trying to replace you. They&#8217;re [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[22],"tags":[734,1287],"class_list":["post-326","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-the-union","tag-chili-john","tag-the-teacher"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/326"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=326"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/326\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2580,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/326\/revisions\/2580"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=326"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=326"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=326"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}