{"id":319,"date":"2006-02-09T06:34:13","date_gmt":"2006-02-09T11:34:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/2006\/02\/09\/the-car\/"},"modified":"2009-06-15T22:07:02","modified_gmt":"2009-06-16T06:07:02","slug":"the-car","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/2006\/02\/09\/the-car\/","title":{"rendered":"The Car"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>You need the car, first, some kind of dark green body with purple racing stripes, and the suggestion of snakeskin.  Maybe snakeskin seats.  Do they make those?  Regardless, it&#8217;s a big flat boat and it probably steers with those fins.  Convertible.<\/p>\n<p>Next you need the passenger, channeling Dave Abbruzzese with one hand, playing wind tunnel with the other.<\/p>\n<p>And then the driver:  wearing Ray-Bans and shake the haters, faded blue alligator polo, one hand at twelve on the wheel.  Her other hand&#8217;s out the window too, back near the handle, like maybe any minute she&#8217;s going to open the door.<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You need the car, first, some kind of dark green body with purple racing stripes, and the suggestion of snakeskin. Maybe snakeskin seats. Do they make those? Regardless, it&#8217;s a big flat boat and it probably steers with those fins. Convertible. Next you need the passenger, channeling Dave Abbruzzese with one hand, playing wind tunnel [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-319","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/319"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=319"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/319\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2592,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/319\/revisions\/2592"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=319"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=319"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=319"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}