“It’s going through your head,<\/i>” says her mother, like maybe she missed that.<\/p>\n
“Brain piercing is perfectly safe,” says Alberta. “I went and got it done at a licensed clinic, okay? Not some stand at the mall. I can show you a copy of the certificate–”<\/p>\n
“You look like a damn–a damn Stooge Brothers joke!”<\/p>\n
“Who?”<\/p>\n
“I am taking you back there tomorrow,” sobs her mother, “and we are getting that taken–don’t roll your eyes at me!”<\/p>\n
But Alberta is rolling them, so far that her pupils disappear.<\/p>\n
“Alberta?” says her mother.<\/p>\n
Foam starts to leak from Alberta’s mouth.<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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