{"id":312,"date":"2006-02-20T06:02:46","date_gmt":"2006-02-20T11:02:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/2006\/02\/20\/t-rex\/"},"modified":"2009-06-15T22:10:23","modified_gmt":"2009-06-16T06:10:23","slug":"t-rex","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/2006\/02\/20\/t-rex\/","title":{"rendered":"T-Rex"},"content":{"rendered":"<div title=\"QWANTZ DOT COM LOVES TITLE TEXT\">\n<p>&#8220;Constraints can spur creativity,&#8221; says T-Rex.<\/p>\n<p>CONSTRAINED WRITING COMICS!<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;But they also make you lazy!&#8221; he adds.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;How would you know?&#8221; asks Dromiceiomimus.  &#8220;Your writing never stops being constrained.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Sexy!&#8221; says T-Rex.  &#8220;But recently I spent some time writing under multiple constraints.  Afterwards I found it harder to come up with ideas!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;No more Wikipedia, eh?&#8221; says Utahraptor.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Right,&#8221; agrees T-Rex.  &#8220;No more &#8216;what&#8217;s the state lizard&#8217; or &#8216;were crazy people born here?'&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Like only stomping on people, not houses,&#8221; says Utahraptor.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I&#8217;m not stomping anybody!&#8221; says T-Rex.  &#8220;I&#8217;m really a panda with an oddly chosen name!&#8221;<\/p><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;Constraints can spur creativity,&#8221; says T-Rex. CONSTRAINED WRITING COMICS! &#8220;But they also make you lazy!&#8221; he adds. &#8220;How would you know?&#8221; asks Dromiceiomimus. &#8220;Your writing never stops being constrained.&#8221; &#8220;Sexy!&#8221; says T-Rex. &#8220;But recently I spent some time writing under multiple constraints. Afterwards I found it harder to come up with ideas!&#8221; &#8220;No more Wikipedia, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[1302,1303,1304],"class_list":["post-312","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-dromiceiomimus","tag-t-rex","tag-utahraptor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/312"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=312"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/312\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2600,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/312\/revisions\/2600"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=312"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=312"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=312"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}