It’s hot in the apartment, so Mission works shirtless all afternoon, and forgets about lunch. For reasons that cannot possibly be determined, around five o’clock, he becomes hungry.<\/p>\n
BEGIN MISSION: SANDWICH<\/p>\n
Mission goes to the kitchen. In the process of spreading mayonnaise on bread, he notices his reflection in the microwave door. He makes a muscle in the reflection.<\/p>\n
Yes.<\/p>\n
He’s almost finished his preparations when he comes upon the pickle jar, which has been sticking. Mission picks it up.<\/p>\n
He flexes his muscle.<\/p>\n
The pickle jar opens!<\/p>\n
Yes.<\/i><\/p>\n
Mission puts it away and eats a delicious sandwich.<\/p>\n
MISSION STATUS: AWESOME<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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