{"id":3006,"date":"2009-07-14T22:25:10","date_gmt":"2009-07-15T06:25:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/?p=3006"},"modified":"2009-07-15T12:41:50","modified_gmt":"2009-07-15T20:41:50","slug":"hawthorne-4","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/2009\/07\/14\/hawthorne-4\/","title":{"rendered":"Hawthorne"},"content":{"rendered":"

The laser\/dinosaur-based phone tree proves unreliable.<\/p>\n

“Look, just fire your dorsal blasters at the styracosaur and the edmontonia,” Hawthorne says. “Then they bounce lasers off the pteranodons! A very simple relay!” The diplodocus gronks in wild panic. Senji has to drag him out from under its feet.<\/p>\n

“Walnut-brain!” Hawthorne shouts.<\/p>\n

“Have you considered that maybe–” Senji begins.<\/p>\n

“Yes, yes, they’re anachronistic. The pachy’s firing at a dimetrodon, for heaven’s sake! That’s what I get for going through a third party.”<\/p>\n

“–you should just use phones?<\/i>”<\/p>\n

“Less awesomeness per dollar<\/a>,” sniffs Hawthorne, as the diplodocus takes out a bus.<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

The laser\/dinosaur-based phone tree proves unreliable. “Look, just fire your dorsal blasters at the styracosaur and the edmontonia,” Hawthorne says. “Then they bounce lasers off the pteranodons! A very simple relay!” The diplodocus gronks in wild panic. Senji has to drag him out from under its feet. “Walnut-brain!” Hawthorne shouts. “Have you considered that maybe–” […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[771,770],"class_list":["post-3006","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-hawthorne","tag-senji"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3006"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3006"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3006\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3008,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3006\/revisions\/3008"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3006"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3006"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3006"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}