“Whatsits,” says Costas, giddy on his fourth glass. “Exponents! Even if they only feed once a month, well, boom, thirty months and ‘smore than the population of the planet.”<\/p>\n
“That’s your mathematical disproof of vampires?” asks Schreck.<\/p>\n
“Good enough for Internets,” winks Costas.<\/p>\n
“Those assumptions, though,” says Schreck. “Even in Stoker, it takes months to turn a victim.”<\/p>\n
Costas shrugs. “Exponents,<\/i>” he says. “Say it takes a year. A decade!” He doodles sums. “Everybody’s bloodsuckers by about… uh… last June.” The whole bar is staring. “And I’m not,” he adds uneasily.<\/p>\n
“We’ve been waiting,” drools Schreck, “for someone to say that.”<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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