{"id":299,"date":"2006-03-09T05:59:25","date_gmt":"2006-03-09T10:59:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/2006\/03\/09\/jonah\/"},"modified":"2009-06-17T11:45:33","modified_gmt":"2009-06-17T19:45:33","slug":"jonah","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/2006\/03\/09\/jonah\/","title":{"rendered":"Jonah"},"content":{"rendered":"<div style=\"text-align: center; font-family: 'Courier New', Courier, fixed-width;\">\n<p>JONAH<br \/>\nA year?<\/p>\n<p>JASON<br \/>\nA week.  You went into a coma last<br \/>\nMonday, woke up claiming it was<br \/>\nlast September.<\/p>\n<p>JONAH<br \/>\nAmnesia.<\/p>\n<p>JASON<br \/>\nAmnesia&#8217;s accidental.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">Beat.<\/p>\n<p>JONAH<br \/>\nWho?<\/p>\n<p>JASON (SIGN LANGUAGE)<br \/>\n&lt;The rainbow, the shadow, the<br \/>\nholy ghost.&gt;<\/p>\n<p>JONAH<br \/>\nIs that Asshole for &#8220;no s&eacute;?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>JASON<br \/>\nI&#8217;ll help you find out.<\/p>\n<p>JONAH<br \/>\nHelp these.<\/p>\n<p>JASON<br \/>\nYou pulled a beautiful con<br \/>\nonce. I was the mark.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">JASON grabs JONAH&#8217;S ear and leans in.<\/p>\n<p>JASON<br \/>\nI&#8217;ll help you, and watch you<br \/>\nthrash like a legless ant in a<br \/>\npuddle.  Like I thrashed.  And<br \/>\nyou&#8217;ll let me help, because<br \/>\nJonah&#8211;I&#8217;m all you&#8217;ve got.<\/p><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>JONAH A year? JASON A week. You went into a coma last Monday, woke up claiming it was last September. JONAH Amnesia. JASON Amnesia&#8217;s accidental. Beat. JONAH Who? JASON (SIGN LANGUAGE) &lt;The rainbow, the shadow, the holy ghost.&gt; JONAH Is that Asshole for &#8220;no s&eacute;?&#8221; JASON I&#8217;ll help you find out. JONAH Help these. JASON [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[224,895],"class_list":["post-299","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-south","tag-jason","tag-jonah"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/299"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=299"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/299\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2618,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/299\/revisions\/2618"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=299"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=299"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=299"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}