Grumpy Tim Coe pulls the magnet off the vacuum jar, and within, the hammer and the feather hit the floor together.<\/p>\n
“Clearly,” explains a scientist, “the absence of air makes the feather want to fall.”<\/p>\n
Another scientist frowns. “What if it’s an aetheric issue? If we should replace the feather with a hollow sphere–”<\/p>\n
“Not possible,” clucks the third scientist. “You clearly have no background in animistic suicides.”<\/p>\n
“But–”<\/p>\n
“No need to be ashamed!” chuckles the fourth scientist. “Some people are smarter than others.”<\/p>\n
Grumpy Tim Coe puts the magnet on the jar again, but the feather won’t come back up.<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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