{"id":280,"date":"2006-04-05T06:14:39","date_gmt":"2006-04-05T11:14:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/2006\/04\/05\/roald\/"},"modified":"2009-06-18T10:43:41","modified_gmt":"2009-06-18T18:43:41","slug":"roald","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/2006\/04\/05\/roald\/","title":{"rendered":"Roald"},"content":{"rendered":"<div title=\"&quot;Dear Mr. Adkins: Thank you for submitting 'The Monster,' but...&quot;\">\n<p>The Monster doesn&#8217;t taste like chicken.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;More like veal,&#8221; says Roald.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I&#8217;ll tell you what this <i>mmf,<\/i>&#8221; says Lincoln, between mouthfuls.  &#8220;The best damn barbecue anyone&#8217;s ever going to have.  Lightning-seared to start with, right?  <i>Mmf nmff<\/i> kept cooking all that time it was stalking around&#8211;we&#8217;re talking the greatest, longest-slow roast in history!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Yes, before it put itself on ice.&#8221;  Roald spears another steak.  &#8220;I&#8217;d feel a bit of a cannibal, except I believe Shelley established that while it <i>passed<\/i> for human&#8211;&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>But Lincoln&#8217;s pounding his chest.  &#8220;Gah!&#8221; he manages, &#8220;got the gristle,&#8221; and spits up a bolt.<\/p><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Monster doesn&#8217;t taste like chicken. &#8220;More like veal,&#8221; says Roald. &#8220;I&#8217;ll tell you what this mmf,&#8221; says Lincoln, between mouthfuls. &#8220;The best damn barbecue anyone&#8217;s ever going to have. Lightning-seared to start with, right? Mmf nmff kept cooking all that time it was stalking around&#8211;we&#8217;re talking the greatest, longest-slow roast in history!&#8221; &#8220;Yes, before [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[1342,1341,1343],"class_list":["post-280","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-lincoln","tag-roald","tag-the-monster"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/280"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=280"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/280\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2646,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/280\/revisions\/2646"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=280"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=280"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=280"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}